Score: 10

"Damnit Tom"

submission: NG Turns 13

date: June 1, 2009

How many times do we at the sales department have to tell you that criticizing your own website drops add sales?

No really, lol good job :D

Score: 7

"You have some mistakes, it was decent"

submission: Zombie Survival Quiz

date: February 26, 2008

1. some things really do matter. For instance (AND I SOLEMNLY SAY THAT I AM NOT BEING PREJUDICE IN ANY WAY ITS JUST FACTS) being a male has advantages over being a female. 1. Females have harder times coping with stressful situations aka guys are heartless. 2. monthly periods means blood, blood = zombies coming, also those with PMS will have higher stress levels and higher possibility of suicide. Not to mention that males originally evolved to be hunters and survive. Another question asks which gun is the best. You said its the rifle and that pistol is worst. THE GENERAL PUBLIC IS NOT EXPERIENCED WITH GUNS!!! most people will be more successful with a pistol than i rifle + you can carry multiple pistols. You said yourself that you only need to damage the brain, you could easily do that with a pistol over a rifle. Next you said that after watching a scary movie that laughing it off or sitting quietly is the best. But if you keep the lights on afterwards it shows that under a scary situation you increase adrenaline and resort to natural survival instincts. Fear is the bodies mechanism of survival. Grenades can help because even though you didnt kill them you restricted their movement and blew away half their body. You should have asked more long term planning questions such as "When deciding to leave town which direction do you run?" answer: North, colder conditions = less zombies = more survivors and possibly a protected survivor community. You also should have asked about diet: meat or vegetables, what you would bring along besides the obvious weapons: water, gps device, steel wool. What you should and shouldnt eat: no drinking from rivers, eating anything growing or fresh because of possible blight. Over all it showed that the creator has obviously no significant survival experience and that you are the average teenager that has read the zombie survival guide which i wasnt significantly impressed with. This game kept my attention for 5 minutes. Im giving it a bad score seeing that not everyone has expert survival experience but for the average newgrounder it is decent

Score: 10

"LOLOLOL that cult....."

submission: ScientLOLojyuuichi!!

date: February 13, 2008

Oh my Xenu that was hilarious. That was the truth in epic form. Though it would have been funnier if you made Anonymous something way stupider than Xenu.......like the Pope or Al'Queda, or even better Barrack Obama

Score: 10

"awsome"

submission: The Impossible Quiz

date: April 19, 2007

i dont get the......babycham, polo, digestion, mary rose, cylindrical adventures, duck afro, tom cruis, etc. but overall the game is really fun to play and funnier to watch freinds try it. lol good job

Score: 10

"this is the shit"

submission: 300 QUEERS

date: April 19, 2007

i dont understand some of the answers but its very chalenging i think it should be a classic

Score: 9

"lol that was funny man"

submission: Street Fighters

date: April 17, 2007

this is knox all the way!!!!!!!! lol

Score: 7

"what happened"

submission: Dekai Kaisen

date: April 12, 2007

it was going so good but then you cut it off.....dont try to do the sequel type crap unless its actually going to make the story better. Overall really good

Score: 6

"wtf mate"

submission: Darth Vader (w.g.a.s.)

date: April 12, 2007

whoa that was so random i liked it lol. it could have been longer and less repetitave

Score: 8

"nicely done"

submission: A Battle 4 U

date: April 12, 2007

ingenious idea that needs to be taken a step further

Score: 2

"this is bad.....and a rip off"

submission: Carl

date: April 12, 2007

all you did was make a simple repeating animation and put a sex song that also repeats. If you are trying to be funny you are sadly mistaken. You should actually put effort into flash instead of creating this crap